Calling shows like The Bachelorette “reality” television is one thing. Clearly it’s about as close to reality as Emily Maynard’s dentures are to real teeth. But this season the ragtag band of jokers who call themselves producers over at ABC have gone too damn far. Let’s all get something straight. In REAL life, no well-adjusted man under … Continue reading HoC Week 2: It’s Cookie Time.
Since I turned a ripe 24 on May 1st, my thoughts have turned to getting old… and how to do it right. My days of naturally dewey, wrinkle-free skin are numbered and it’s time to take matters into my own clammy little carny hands. Luckily for us Feinbergs, we have the ultimate example to guide … Continue reading Glam-ma Ramma
If The Bachelor is more aptly called Chris Harrison’s House o’ Floozies, then The Bachelorette has to be Chris Harrison’s House o’ Creepers. **Runners-up included Chris Harrison’s House o’ Greasy Cabana Boys and Chris Harrison’s House o’ Dudes who are Allergic to Shirts. I went with the pithier option, natch. I’ll be honest here: I prefer watching House o’ … Continue reading Chris Harrison’s House o’ Creepers
I love to travel. Aside from talking shit, boozing, and doing crossword puzzles, it ranks among my favorite pastimes. I love to travel so much that in college, I chose International Studies as my major thinking I would get to go on cushy vacations to all sorts of first-world countries. Alas, it turns out that … Continue reading Oh, the Places You’ll Get Punched
MOMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! On the Festivus, every day is Mother’s Day. Why? Because Linda is a goddess among mere mortals and we like to tell her that (a lot). But this Sunday, we will join the rest of the Hallmark States of Amurica in honoring thy madre with tokens of our undying love and appreciation for the … Continue reading Linda Appreciation Day!
Is it me, or does it seem like a bunch of red carpet events that nobody used to give two shizzes about are suddenly the fashion events of the year? The PR vultures of the world are officially succeeding in their evil quest for full-fledged celebwhore armageddon. Time to stock up on those bottles of … Continue reading Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams
Every family has its own arsenal of favorite obscure movies. Most of the Feinberg go-to’s are generally well-regarded even if they aren’t exactly household names: Big Business, Spinal Tap, Moonstruck, The Feinbergs go to Disneyworld Parts I &II etc etc et. al. yada yada. But if there’s one little-known cinematic gem that deserves our familial plug, … Continue reading Movies worth watching: Dangerous Beauty
I know it’s super COLLEGE of me, but hot damn do i love myself a bumpin pre-game. Lord knows my ass gets way too drunk/tired/irritable once I’m actually out on the town. So I get real weird in the comfort of my own home listening to my own tunes with the people of my choosing between … Continue reading Let the beat build…
Here’s a fun fact: This weekend was the first time I ever slept in my apartment alone. Being that I always strive to WIN, I have now taken co-dependency and made it my biatch. It was an interesting couple of days with Snags up in New York on a boyz weekend. I ate a lot … Continue reading “Alone in my Principles” Rigatoni
As humiliating as it is to admit, I have given into the black hole of tweenybopper lit that is the Hunger Games trilogy. Some background: A couple of weeks ago I was about to board an Amtrak train and realized that I had nothing but a half-charged iPhone to keep me company. So I swung … Continue reading LIAR Triangles
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