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The zaftig girl’s guide to dresses

As absolutely wonderful and generous as Linda is, there is one thing that she has never been able to bequeath us:  her bone structure. Back in the swingin’ 70’s when she was prowling all across the Philadelphia metropolitan area, foxy Linda was a size goddamn ZERO. Goyam. We jewish ladies are, as the tribe says, … Continue reading The zaftig girl’s guide to dresses

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Konichiwa, biatches

… and welcome to Feinberg Festivus! We thought it was high time for the airing of the grievances, the dirty laundry, the clean laundry, and some good old fashioned simple pleasures. You might think of our blog as the digital manifestation of 80 Hollywood Drive… you’ll find plenty of poodles, wacky ideas taken a little too … Continue reading Konichiwa, biatches